Please feel free to add your own thoughts.

1. If you're a man, your belt comes up to your nipples. If you're a lady, your nipples go down to your belt.

2. You CARE about the fact that I used "you're" instead of "your".

3. You believe that B, C, 2, U and 4 are letters and numbers, not words.

4. You can make change for $9.65 out of a $20 note in your head, without using the screen on the till to tell you how much it is.

5. You stop feeling certain that the other lane of traffic is moving faster.

6. Your breakfast cereal has more fibre and less taste than the box it comes in.

7. All your favourite music is in the discount racks (I'm listening to Van Morrison's Moondance album on YouTube as I write this).

8. Every second sentence starts with "In my day..."